Mopeds and Fat Ladies

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?  

 They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.

Cheryl ago

Bombs Away!

Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?

A: He blew off his penis.


yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocry store she sturved to death

laura ago

yo mama

yo mama so so stupid she got locked  in a grocrey  store and she sturfed to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lola ago

Adding Blonde

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

maryk ago

Big Ben Blonde

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

Cheryl ago

Christina Aguilera Does Drivers' Ed

Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?

She had an 'F' in sex.

The smart Old Lady

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'
'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'
The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.'
'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'
'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'

Careca ago

The most funny jokes

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."          

Careca ago


A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”